Just as I was about to scrap the whole idea, I get this picture from Tara (Scott's wife, my sister):
Complete with bling earrings and nosering. Thanks Tara!
This one comes from The Sneaky Cheetah, up in Virginia. He's a new-found Nats fan:
A spot on the web for a great guy, great athlete, great googly moogly. Scott plays ball for the Los Angeles Dodgers, this site will keep everyone up to date with his progress.